Jeff started playing the chorus riff one day on the sofa when we were living (mostly) in Sacrapamento. It basically amounts to "For Your Love" by the Yardbirds. Anyway, He and Jeremy started singing the chorus part, totally making fun of me. Several years later (present day) I had those pricks show me the chorus and I came up with the verse and all the rest of that shit. It's all about me, of course. Do not try to perform these stunts in your own town. I am a trained professional. Oh, by the way, it must be a hit. Look to hear it on the classic rock station in your town.
lyrics
Well I fucked some fat bitches and I touched a log (B.A.M.)
'Cause I'm sick goddammit, goddammit I'm a damn sick dog (B.A.M.)
Then I cussed out a fag in the grocery store (B.A.M.)
Then I fell on the bong and I broke the MOTHA FACKAAAA!!!(B.A.M., B.A.M.)
I'm always fuckin' drunk, sometimes I puke all over the place (B.A.M.)
And I act like a clown, once I straight booted Chuck in the face (B.A.M.)
I ate mold, worm, a hell-pepper, oooo-weee that last one sucked (B.A.M.)
And then I had to go to bed, but man I made eight bucks! (B.A.M., B.A.M.)
'Cause I'm a Bitch Ass Monkey and I talk alotta shit but I don't know dick about nothin' 'bout shit about nothin'.
Compulsive, impulsive, repulsive, goddamn I'm a little nut! (B.A.M.)
Oh, am I talkin' too much? Well no fuckin' shit ya dumb cunt (B.A.M.)
If you tell me twice I already heard ya once, bitch-face! (B.A.M.)
I talk so much shit I can't even believe a word I say (B.A.M., B.A.M.)
'Cause I'm a Bitch Ass Monkey and I talk alotta shit but I don't know dick about nothin' 'bout shit about nothin'.
'Cause I'm a Bitch Ass Monkey and I talk alotta shit but I don't know dick about nothin' 'bout shit about nothin'.
(big wah induced lame ass solo, with extentions)
THE CHINESE THINK I'M GAY!
And Jeff said "Hodgy, you haven't changed."
Then I Bitch-slapped Jeff with his own shoe
And then we got nutty...with a piece of ....fruit
'Cause I'm a Bitch Ass Monkey and I talk alotta shit but I don't know dick about nothin' 'bout shit about nothin'!!
credits
from The Black Album,
released February 9, 2010
Written by Hodgy & Jeff G.
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